Things that I Trust more than Hillary Clinton:
Mexican tap water. A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign. OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection. An elevator ride with Ray Rice. Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby. Michael Jackson’s Doctor. A Palestinian on a motorcycle with a back pack. Gas station Sushi. A Jimmy Carter or Obama economic plan. Loch Ness monster sightings. Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton. Any “un-loaded” gun. Obama stating (If you like your plan you can keep it)









